Okay, I know I haven't been updating.
I have no excuse now...
After months upon months of painstakingly dressing up, getting out of the house, walking to the cybercafe and paying with my(by that I mean my brother's. HAHA) money just to use a damn computer, my father finally decided to buy us a computer.
I wanted to do so many things at my own pace without having some stupid time=money factor nagging at the back of my head.
Seriously, every time I go to the cybercafe I always have this feeling of making sure I brought enough money or not.
And when I don't have enough money.... #$*@%&!
So yeah, now that I DO have a computer(It's shared, so I still have an allotted time... when everyone else is sleeping or out. It's 3.30am right now btw.), I'm pretty relieved.
That aside, I was digging up stuff from the boxes I have yet to unload(they've been collecting dust since I shifted around 4months ago:P) and I found something interesting, to me anyway. Haha.
It was a story I wrote for one of my English assignments, 1 maybe 2 years ago.
It was so stupid, so I thought I'd put it on this blog as a keepsake. LOLI have no excuse now...
After months upon months of painstakingly dressing up, getting out of the house, walking to the cybercafe and paying with my(by that I mean my brother's. HAHA) money just to use a damn computer, my father finally decided to buy us a computer.
I wanted to do so many things at my own pace without having some stupid time=money factor nagging at the back of my head.
Seriously, every time I go to the cybercafe I always have this feeling of making sure I brought enough money or not.
And when I don't have enough money.... #$*@%&!
So yeah, now that I DO have a computer(It's shared, so I still have an allotted time... when everyone else is sleeping or out. It's 3.30am right now btw.), I'm pretty relieved.
That aside, I was digging up stuff from the boxes I have yet to unload(they've been collecting dust since I shifted around 4months ago:P) and I found something interesting, to me anyway. Haha.
It was a story I wrote for one of my English assignments, 1 maybe 2 years ago.
My group and I(We decided to each write our own story and just show all of them to the teacher) had to create a story containing all these five themes: Horror, romance, action, mystery and comedy.
Honestly, this is one the most nonsensical stories I've ever written(I was not serious AT ALL), it is void of any facts so don't go asking yourself(or me) questions 'cause the likelihood of finding an answer is zilch. Don't take it seriously(Like anyone can), it's all halfheartedly done 'cause I had no bloody idea how to connect those 5 themes together and I had to write it under an hour(?). =.=
Taylor Lautner(I couldn't think of anybody better at the time for some reason.)is in the story.
Anyway, it was definitely before the whole Twilight craze thing, to clarify some straying minds.
Read on if you wanna know wth's he doing in the story, and if you're thinking that he's gonna be doing something heroic, you can ditch the idea. LOL.
Warning: I will not be held responsible for any loss of IQ points while the viewer is reading this story and after the story has been read. Viewer discretion is advised.
Without further delay, I present to you.... My All-Nonsense Untitled English Assignment!
Honestly, this is one the most nonsensical stories I've ever written(I was not serious AT ALL), it is void of any facts so don't go asking yourself(or me) questions 'cause the likelihood of finding an answer is zilch. Don't take it seriously(Like anyone can), it's all halfheartedly done 'cause I had no bloody idea how to connect those 5 themes together and I had to write it under an hour(?). =.=
Taylor Lautner(I couldn't think of anybody better at the time for some reason.)is in the story.
Anyway, it was definitely before the whole Twilight craze thing, to clarify some straying minds.
Read on if you wanna know wth's he doing in the story, and if you're thinking that he's gonna be doing something heroic, you can ditch the idea. LOL.
Warning: I will not be held responsible for any loss of IQ points while the viewer is reading this story and after the story has been read. Viewer discretion is advised.
Without further delay, I present to you.... My All-Nonsense Untitled English Assignment!
On the night of their one year anniversary, Taylor Lautner, a young man of 19 years, took his girlfriend, Anne, on a peaceful and romantic drive to the beach which was located around a three hours drive away from where they were. They were on a long empty stretch of road, thick trunked trees stood three stories tall on either side of the road. The full moon was high in the dark sky, casting small slivers of moonlight through the dense canopy of the trees above.The last sentence was written by my friend.
The night had been clear and warm. That is until a light mist began forming and the moon decided to hide behind the clouds. The longer Taylor drove, the thicker the mist got. It was a little while more before they were forced to stop the car as the mist had obscured their view of the road ahead.
They got out of the car, each with a flash light in hand, the cold of the night stinging their skins. Huddling closer together, they flashed their lights around, looking for the road that was now fully cloaked by the dense fog.
A splutter came from the '68 Chevy both of them had just stepped out of as the engine gave out and stopped functioning entirely. They looked at each other, dread in their eyes. Now, they were stranded in the middle of an empty road which was covered completely with fog, and they had no means of transport. It was the perfect setting for unexpected events of misfortune to occur, like those a person would only see in a horror movie.
They decided to walk -instead of staying in one place- to find the gas station Taylor knew would be around a 30 minute walk away.
As they walked, hand in hand, something at the back of Taylor's mind told him they were not alone. As if to prove his instincts right, they both heard something move in the bushes by the roadside. Unnerved, they picked up their pace. Further noise from the bushes soon brought them into a run.
While running, something from above brushed against their faces. The fog and lack of moonlight made it impossible for them to see what it was. It felt as if thick, rough and tangled string had been dragged along their faces. Assuming it was the leaves on a short tree, they were about to continue when the moon decided at that moment to reveal itself from behind the clouds. The moonlight shone brightly, giving them a better view of their surroundings, especially the "short tree" they had just passed. A scream escaped their mouths. Taylor, who girls found very brave and manly, screamed the loudest.
Screaming a high pitched scream into the night, Taylor ran in the opposite direction, flailing his arms like a madman and leaving his girlfriend gaping at what they had seen.
What exactly was it, that could have made Taylor respond in that manner?
There, hanging by the feet was the body of a deformed woman. The woman had blood-shot eyes, bulging out of their sockets, mouth turned in a huge grim frown. It was absolutely hideous.
" OH MY GOD!" Shrieked Anne.
The blood-shot eyes blinked once. Twice. Three times.
" MOM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" Anne demanded to know.
Taylor, on account of finding his girlfriend's over-protective mother hanging from a tree just to spy on them took a toll on his mentality. He is now in Tanjung Rambutan eating an everyday diet of obviously, rambutans. Taylor then became Taylor Swift and wrote a song about this.
I have to say that his sentence was a good conclusion to an incredibly stupid story. HAHA.
Anyway, I'm out.
I think it's a long enough post right?!
Lotsaluv,
Tisha
PS, Sorry for any typos, it's late and I'm too lazy to reread everything. Heeee.
PPS, I have nothing against Taylor Lautner. I used to think he was cute, that is until my 9 year old sister started calling him hot=.=



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